You’d buy your wife for more than a pretty smile.
Or eyes that tell a thousand stories. Right?
Yes I agree, she looks lovely. Silence.
But wouldn’t you rather a wife who told a million jokes?
One for every occasion.
Who never held her tongue? Chatter.
No-one ever said it was fun to sit in silence
Except book readers and cat lovers
Buy a wife, not a mouse.
–Little Ginge x