Dear Suicidal Thoughts,
I’d like to cancel my subscription; I recently took out a conflicting subscription to Chat and I feel this may benefit my life more. I enclose the free gifts I received as I no longer have any need for them. I’m aware that I’ve been a loyal member for many years and that you do offer a lifetime guarantee service, however my life is going in a different direction these days and your service doesn’t blend well with the image I’m trying to project.
– Little Ginge x